TS Christmas listfic (560ish words)

Also at merples.

Jim's gift list - mark I

Simon - sweater?
Blair - sweater?
Carolyn - not a sweater (she's onto me)

Blair's list of things to get done by winter break

grade final
xmas shop
proof final
write final
Jenner ppwk
famous fruit punch
review session(s)
code video
          -> ha ha yeah right
rec letters
cook for dept potluck (get J?)
gajillion office hrs
snow adviser
groc - eggs, milk, alfalfa sprouts, spinach, cider, steak
liq - rum, beer, maybe nice red wine
          -> better yet, plant idea of n r w in J's head
bread, lemon, tomatoes, chocolate coins
lunch!

Jim's gift list - mark II

Blair - sweater?
          Jags tickets?
          something for his horrible car?
          seat covers?
          brake job?
          new engine?
          new car?
          nah, he'd get it
Simon - sweater?
Megan - I have to get something for Megan now
Carolyn - total minefield abort abort

Megan's last minute Christmas holiday shopping list

clearance bikini
hair thingies
9mm shells
bubblegum
ironic bath basket for Jim

Jim's gift list - mark III

Blair - something homemade? what am I, a weaver?
          yeah, Sandburg, let me just dust off my loom
Simon - sweater
Daryl - video game? (ask Blair)
Megan - necklace? (is that weird? what kind? ask Blair)
Joel - something cheap, I hope
Brown - something stupid, like fake barf
Rafe - socks

Blair's list of things to get done by winter break - page 2

laundry
help Jim come up with presents
run review session for kids who missed review sessions 1-27
list of abandoned tools & machinery warehouses (sure)
SHIT SHIT SHIT GRAPHS
FORGET FAMOUS FRUIT PUNCH
FAMOUS FRUIT PUNCH IS OFF THE TABLE
explain why can't take monkey (probably for best)
music for thing
ESSAY GRADES, STUPID!
and now I have to handmake something for Jim
          -> why do I say things? why? why? why? why?
oil tuneup
WHY??

Jim's gift list - mark IV

Simon - some cassette of somebody? (out of my depth here)
Megan - "really wild earrings or something!!"
Blair - does this mean he wants earrings? have I ever seen him wear different earrings?
          what kind? not like girl's earrings, right?
          can't just be expensive - must be "meaningful"

          oh god, there are different sizes

Simon's list of pros and cons

put mistletoe in breakroom / took lead on Jenner case
damn college potluck on poker night / located smuggling ring hideout
drank my coffee / saved that kid

December score: 0
Total running score: 0

Jim's gift list - mark V

Simon - sweater
Megan - necklace Blair liked
Carolyn - slightly nicer necklace
Joel - new Mark Costa paperback
Daryl - computer headset
Brown - cruel unsolvable puzzle
Rafe - selection of festive socks
Naomi - sign card w/ Blair's pajmina before he sends
          find out what is pajmina before he sends
Blair - reserve cabin
          sleeping bags
          buy thermals - XL & M
          maybe a nice red wine

Blair's list of things to get done by winter break - page 3

forget rest of stuff
pack for trip!
          clothes
          toothbrush
          forget phone
          ironic soaps
          toilet paper (will they have this??)
                    -> better safe than sorry
          buy thermals
                    -> for J also
                           -> always thinks he won't be cold
          car snacks
          toboggan (wheee!)
          oh my god condoms?!
                    -> b s t s
                    -> BS + TS!
                    -> (w!)

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